Giants in talks with newely released WR Terrell Owens
posted by Kyle on March 5th, 2009
Just kidding!!! Haha, I thought I’d give you guys a heart attack or two just for fun. It’s ok though, I know you can handle it, because let’s face it, you’re a Giants fan. You schedule your weekly Sunday heart attack at the beginning of every season.
T.O. is a free agent. GET HIM AS FAR AWAY FROM NEW YORK AS POSSIBLE. His divisive nature would destroy everything this team has worked so hard to build over the past decade.
Imagine T.O. and Eli trying to have an interaction. It might go something like this:
TO: Eli, throw me the ball more!
Eli: Hey man, I’m trying my best out there, that’s all that matters right?
TO: ARE YOU SERIOUS!? *&%^$#@*&^%$&^%$ GET YOUR ACT TOGETHER MAN!
Eli: I’m just trying to help our team win. Please don’t yell at me. I don’t like it when people yell at me. It makes me shake, and then I throw the ball high.
TO: I WANT OUT OF THIS DUMP OF A CITY! THE QUARTERBACK SUCKS. *Proceeds to cry*
Yea. Not a good scenario. Please Jerry Reese, stay away from this possibly tempting idea.
March 5th, 2009 at 2:10 pm
My wife is a Ravens fan. Her current Facebook status is “KEEP T.O. OUT OF BALTIMORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
ESPN suggests the Raiders may be the best (mis)fit.
March 5th, 2009 at 2:31 pm
Not only is TO a cancer…he’s freaking 35 years old, which is ancient for a football player. He drops too many passes and appears unmotivated at times. The Giants have already said they have no interest what-so-ever, so I guess the issue is dead. Now, Anquan Boldin…that’s a different story!
March 5th, 2009 at 6:26 pm
I would post this if I knew the login info for Word Press :0
But apparently Torry Holt has asked the Rams for his release. I know he didn’t get along well with Scott Linehan…but it’s Scott Linehan, and he’s only 32. If the Rams cut him loose, I am 100% behind the Giants picking this guy up…only 64 catches last year, yes, but the Rams were garbage, and he’s a stud when healthy.